Artemis Entreri and Jarlaxle have seen tough spots before. They've been hounded by Drizzt and his companions, survived the streets of Calimport, battled against a mighty red dragon and a chosen priest, yet all that pales in comparison to what they now find before them.....
Meet Granny Weatherwax. Powerful witch and generally disgruntled with the world at large except when she's left alone. Enter a baby, heir to the throne, rescued during the assassination of the King. Mix in a traveling theater group and a Fool and its going to be long couple of months for old Weatherwax.
Mort is not a bright boy. To call him naive would be like calling Einstein, kind of smart. Calling him clumsy would be an insult to all clumsy people so, let’s instead just say he has extreme difficulty remaining upright. So when it comes time for Mort's father to find him an apprenticeship who would possibly want to hire the boy?